tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota)

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours

snazziest:

if i die young it better be from eating raw cookie dough

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
I’m just gonna hug this pillow until it’s you. AEB (via wordsfrommystubbornheart)